Word on the street is Graham Maxwell, head honcho of Dos Eggys, boasted, "Last year wasn't just some cosmic joke, folks! I'm about to fry the competition again and no one can whisk me away from that top spot!" That's some eggstraordinary confidence from our recent champ. But, you know, if he thinks his team is all it's cracked up to be, who are we to egg-spress doubt? I just wonder if he’s yolking or if he’d bet his sunny side up on a week 1  win over that new egg themed team? 🍳😂

Hold onto your cereal spoons, folks! Cereal Killer's maestro, Brandon, just pulled off a breakfast-time bamboozle! Before the Monday draft, he sent speedster Tyreek Hill packing over to Wheaties N Scotch’s pantry, under the managership of Conner. In return, Brandon got a first and third rounder plus a side of Miles Sander. Seems ordinary, right? But pour some milk and let's dive deeper: rewind to last year, and Conner had dished out the SAME picks for Hill. Looks like a cereal swap? Wrong! In this breakfast saga, Conner got soggy, moving down in both rounds and i guess adding Miles Sanders. The Breakfast Club's very own Captain Crunch, Brandon, did it again, leaving the League Cat meowing, "Brandon trade rapped Conner!" 

Also you may be wondering how we found this actual picture of Brandon? We googled it.

Oh, flip me over, it's rebranding season! Cody Parker, formerly flipping plays with the McGridiron Gang, and TJ Schneider, pressing his luck with the Waffle Iron Curtain, both decided last year was a recipe for disaster. Now, Cody's leading the Pancake Blockers and praying he doesn't serve another half-baked season. While TJ, the Anti Tanking Wizard, has scrambled things up with his aptly named Scramblers FC. Will their new titles sizzle or will they end up overcooked like last year's fantasy fiasco? Here’s hoping 2022 wasn’t the waffle that broke the spatula! 🍳🥞😁