The Breakfast Chronicles 

May your waivers fail and your bench outscore your starters.


By: League Vice Commish

The Cereal Bowl

In the fantasy realm of Breakfast Club Fantasy Football, akin to the lands of Westeros, there lies a trophy of immense prestige and honor: The Cereal Bowl. For 17 grueling weeks, the noble houses, each with their own banners and champions, battled valiantly, their eyes set on this ultimate prize. The air was thick with anticipation as the final battle approached, a match that was heralded as the clash of titans.

Brandon of House Cereal Killers, a noble yet untested in the ways of victory, yearned for his first taste of glory. His eyes sparkled with the hope of etching his name in the annals of Breakfast Club history. Across the field stood Scott of House Flapjack Dynasty, a seasoned warrior, his mantle heavy with the weight of two past victories. He sought to carve his legacy further by becoming the first to claim the Cereal Bowl thrice.

The previous weeks skirmishes had been epic, with Brandon's legion amassing 144 points and Scott's brigade close behind with 143. Tales of their might had spread far and wide, and the realm braced for a spectacle to eclipse all that had come before. It was to be a duel of destiny, a crescendo of fantasy warfare.

As the fateful day dawned, Brandon's forces, The Cereal Killers, seemed to have deciphered the ancient scrolls of victory. They rallied like never before, amassing a staggering 153 points, the highest ever in the storied history of The Cereal Bowl. Their valor and strategy were unmatched, setting the stage for what should have been an epic finale.

Yet, as in the tales of old, where the great halls of Westeros felt the chill of a disappointing winter as disappointing as the end of Game of Thrones, so too did the BCFFL witness an unexpected turn. Scott's warriors, plagued by injuries and haunted by the specter of inconsistency, faltered. The spirit that once drove them to near-immortality was missing, and they were vanquished with a score of 79 to 153. The anticipated clash of legends turned to a tale of one-sided dominance.

The realm was left in a state of shock. This was not the ending foretold by the sages and soothsayers. Scott, now bearing the heavy crown of most Cereal Bowl losses, a title he shares with myself, walked away from the battlefield with his head held low. The promise of a legendary duel had dissolved into the mists of what could have been.

Yet, amidst the ashes of expectation, a new champion arose. Brandon, our fearless commissioner, who had sown the seeds of this league in the bygone year of 2013, finally claimed the victory that had eluded him for so long. The monkey that had clung to his back, a symbol of years of near misses and heartaches, vanished into the ether. As he lifted The Cereal Bowl, his first and most coveted, the realm acknowledged his triumph.

In the end, the tale of The Cereal Bowl became a bittersweet symphony.. It was a reminder that in the game of fantasy football, as in the game of thrones, one can never predict the twists of fate. Heroes rise, legends fall, and the story continues, waiting for the next champion to etch their name in history. Good luck next year to all of the houses as we will embark on yet another exciting and painful journey next season.



Week in Review

Shit Start of the Week: Derrick Henry and Austin Ekeler



There was a time when the name Derrick Henry, known far and wide as King Henry, evoked fear and respect. This stalwart of the gridiron had a reputation for dominating his opponents, especially the Houston defense, which he treated as his personal playground. Yet, as the leaves turned and the air grew colder, a shadow fell over the kingdom. The once-mighty king stumbled, delivering a mere 4 points in a crucial battle. Whispers began to spread among the fantasy managers: Was the reign of King Henry over?

Scott, a manager known for his keen strategies and high expectations, felt the sting of this fall from grace most acutely. His champion, whom he had counted on to lead his team to glory in the Cereal Bowl, faltered at the worst possible time. It wasn't just the points; it was the inconsistency, the unexpected defeat in a land where King Henry had always triumphed. As Scott pondered his next move, he couldn't help but wonder if this was merely a weird year or the end of an era.

Meanwhile, in another corner of the league, a similar tale of woe unfolded with Austin Ekeler, another veteran of many campaigns. Once a beacon of reliability, Ekeler's star had dimmed rapidly, as if hitting an age cliff. In his first six games, he had been a force of nature, nearly unstoppable. But after a trade to TJ's team, his fire seemed to dwindle, with only sporadic flashes of his former glory. Was this the fall of another titan, or just a temporary setback?

The fate of these once-mighty warriors wasn't just a matter of personal pride. Their struggles had tangible consequences, contributing directly to the downfall of their respective teams in crucial confrontations. As the fantasy season marched on, the managers of Flapjack Dynasty and Scramblers FC face a daunting question: Will they witness a changing of the guard, the rise of new heroes to replace the old? Or will they gamble that the kings of the field, Henry and Ekeler, find within themselves the strength to rise once more and reclaim their thrones?

Only time would tell, but one thing was certain: In the world of fantasy football, legends could be unmade as quickly as they were forged.


Clutch Start of the Week: CeeDee Lamb

In fantasy football where every point and play resonates with the hopes of victory, a story of success and savvy management unfolded with CeeDee Lamb at its center. Lamb, a player whose performance on the field is as critical as any move a manager makes, put up an impressive 33 points. This wasn't just a good week; it was a game-changer.

As The Cereal Killers faced the climax of their season, Lamb's performance became the linchpin of their success. Throughout the season, he had been a constant, reliable force driving the team towards the playoffs. But this week, he transcended his usual role, becoming the hero who secured the title for his team.

The acquisition of Lamb had been a topic of much debate. Many questioned the price paid to bring him into The Cereal Killers' fold. However, as Lamb crossed the metaphorical endzone week after week, culminating in his stellar performance, the murmurs of doubt turned into exclamations of praise. In the end, the investment paid off in the most satisfying way possible: it delivered the long-sought-after championship.

This masterstroke of management, this decision to bet on Lamb, has now become a testament to the skill and insight of Brandon, The Cereal Killers' manager. It's not just about winning; it's about making the moves that lead to victory. As the season wraps up and Lamb's points continue to resonate, there's a strong case to be made for Brandon as the GM of the year. His vision, culminating in Lamb's performance, has not only secured a championship but has also validated his strategy and decision-making throughout the season.

PSL Loser


In the somber shadows of the BCFFL, a tale of woe and lost dreams unfolds, marking the soul of TJ, the manager of Scramblers FC. The league, more than just a fantasy football competition, holds a dreaded fate for the one who finds themselves at the bottom. The PSL Cup, a chalice not of victory but of humiliation, awaits its unfortunate claimant, promising a future of singing, hot wings, and embarrassing questions.

Graham, a fellow combatant in this perilous league, was neck and neck with TJ in this unwanted race. Each of them watching in fear, they battle not for glory but for the avoidance of shame. In the end, it is Graham who emerges with a sigh of relief, leaving TJ to face the grim music.

The loss is more than just a statistic; it is a crushing blow to TJ's spirit. At the season's dawn, hope had shone brightly. TJ, with a strategist's mind and a gambler's courage, made bold trades, sculpting his team into what many believed to be an unbeatable force. The playoffs were not just a dream but an expectation. Yet, as fate would have it, his dreams crumble, reminiscent of the mighty Patriots' fall to Eli Manning. Or like myself taking on TJ a little less than a decade ago when he beat me twice, the last time he won a championship. The irony is cruel - the once-envisioned champion now stands as the bearer of the PSL Cup.

For TJ, this isn't just a second consecutive defeat; it's being etched into the annals of the league as a repeated bearer of the PSL Cup, tied for the most ever. The whispers of the past echo, reminding him of the previous year's shame, now compounded with fresh humiliation. As he contemplates his impending punishment, a choice that offers no solace, the weight of the moment settles upon his shoulders.

The Scramblers FC, once a team of hopeful warriors, now stands as a monument to shattered dreams. And TJ, their leader, now steps forward to be immortalized not in glory, but in shame. As he faces his fate, the league looks on with a mix of sympathy and relief, for in the world of BCFFL, the line between triumph and despair is perilously thin. The PSL Cup, an emblem of failure, now finds its home with TJ, a stark reminder of how fortunes can turn in the blink of an eye.






You're the real MVP

The Breakfast Chronicles journey this season has been nothing short of remarkable, thanks to each of you who took the time to dive into our weekly adventures. My partner in narrative, ChatGPT, and I have thoroughly enjoyed crafting diverse topics and themes, but the true joy comes from knowing you're there to read them. A special shout-out to our league's medical sage, Charlie, and our esteemed Director de Diversidad, Alan, for their unwavering dedication. Congratulations to B on your well-deserved victory! As we look to the next season, my anticipation for chasing the championship high alongside this extraordinary league only grows. Your serious commitment mirrors my own, making every moment of this journey not just fun, but truly unforgettable. Here's to our league, a tapestry of passion and camaraderie, woven together by our shared love for the game. 

Final BCFFL Standings

Draft Order (General)

Pick'em Standings:

Zach: 30-40

TJ: 36-34

Cody: 44-26

2024 BCFFL Draft Pick Tracker

"And while I have no respect for the individuals of this league... I have a tremendous amount of respect for the league itself."- Rodney Ruxin